Jamie Spears is a TWAT

Read This shite from Perez Hilton.
foreals.
Jamie Spears, Britney Spears' father=TWAT
Jamie Spears is a douche.
Jamie Spears is a controlling asshole.
Jamie Spears likes to control Britney.
Jamie Spears uses his conservatorship to exploit Britney for money.
foreals.
another rant (quite a childish one actually)=over

lobsters feel pain--seriously?!

I'm sorry but some things should just be humanitarian, and dont need science to back it. A new study is being written about on MSNBC and im sorry to say it but it just makes me hate the human race just a TINY bit more. in a poll linked to the story, there are 3 options to the question 'would you swear off lobster and crab if the research is correct?' and they are: yes: i would take them off the menu, maybe: it depends on how they were prepared, and no: pain is a fact of life for food.
well the results are in: 36% for yes, 20.7% for maybe and 43.fucking4% for NO.
really?
43.4% of the human beings polled in this poll, i can now say, are worthless pieces of shit. Let's just rip the legs off of live crabs just for the fun of it, lets crowd lobsters into a smelly, shitty tank and keep them there before we eat it. I wonder if these 43.4%polled would object to a lion eating a human alive. i'm sure they would. because after all we humans are above all. no, we humans are animals just as the dogs we keep are animals, just as the lions that EAT US are animals. to some species of animal, and other certain humans, the human is food. so 43.4% of people polled, is it just fine to eat humans? a lion tears off the arm of a living human being while the shrieks and calls of the pitiful human go unnoticed by the lion enjoying some arm meat. YUUUM! get me a piece of that! this is what humans do all the time to lobsters and crabs and other crustaceans. we brutally torture them while enjoying their delectable limbs.
consider this asinine comment on the pollboards:

" If they weren't meant to be eaten then why do they taste so good?! HAW!"

asshole. some other humans, and many other animals consider the human race tasty, i guess we should be serving ourself up at buffets right next to the all you can eat lobster right??!! serve it up with a little butter and just gobble it down!
there are options alternative to eating other animals: vegitarianism, and an alternative to dairy products as well: veganism. the fact is though, that those are not for everybody. for all the vegitarians and vegans out there i commend you and hope to join the ranks someday, hopefully, but the fact is not everybody will stop eating other animals. because people will keep eating other animals we need to ensure the passing of very strict laws for the killing of animals for food to make it as humane as possible and fund research for one day growing meat in a lab .
if one day we are able to grow all the meat we need in labs, it would be cruel to keep slaughtering innocent animals for food, and at this point of technological advancement in the future, eating meat from real animals should be made illegal.
thats all, rant over

friday roundup

• Gordo the skateboarding bird was KIDNAPPED!!! His father says the bird is pretty feisty and will likely bite the person who took him. Go Gordo!! I hope he fucking bites out the eyes of the asshole who kidnapped him. i seriously hate people sometimes.
• Quiznos is out with a slightly dirty advert. Have to say the 17 yr old teen in me loves it. wait...anway here it is:
  
  Quiznos
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• Channel 4 programmes on Hulu! C4 is the channel in the UK that has some of my favorite shows like Shameless, Skins, Big Brother (UK), and quite a lot more, and many shows from this channel may be going up on the online Fox-NBC venture Hulu soon! One warning to the suits at Hulu: you better not censor these shows! Foreals, Channel 4 has very provacative shows that often use very fowl language and have a lot of nudity, and i will have no censorship of these awesome programmes.
• and finally: Is this the future of the republican party? moderates? I have to say if it is i cant live with it, this fierce liberal would mostlikely still support his democrats, but if a situation arose in which there was a very conservative blue-dog democrat running against a moderate repub...well i'd have to see whats up, because i so wouldnt vote for a conservative no matter what party they are from.
  

Wizard and Glass

Wizard and Glass is the 4. of 7 books in the Dark Tower series by Stephen King...and i have to say it might be my least favorite. I haven't really sat down and read it in two weeks. thats bad. The thing about it is that it delves very deeply into the main character, the Gunslingers (Roland of Gilead) past. Really i dont mind flashbacks, but for some reason this ones just not sitting well with me. just as the characters are getting to a mysterious building in the middle of the Kansas Turnpike, the story totally cuts off and we find ourselves many years earlier with a witch giving a girl an exam to test her virginity...and no hope to get out of this flashback until very far in the book. I love his writing, but im just not loving this backstory, but on the other hand i do understand how important it is to know about Rolands past and then move forward again. Whatevs.

calif supreme court may rule on prop 8 thursday!

from the LA Times:

the california supreme court may reveal its intentions about prop 8 tomorrow!
Lets all cross our fingers that equality is upheld in california!!
anyone in california can watch the proceedings on cable channel, the California Channel, while everone else can watch it online at Calchannel, the time is 9-12 pacific (11-2 central)

Barackism

Want to hear my thoughts on more academic ideas? Head over to Barackism, the blog for my media lit class! Barackism ...for future reference, the link to Barackism is in i stand correcteds link section: links to live by!
-kyle

pink dolphin

what a beautiful dolphin! This dolphin was found in a saltwater lake in Louisiana. the colour may look pink, but that dolphin is actually an albino. But foreal i could stare at the dolphin all day. five words: where can i adopt one?!!!
to read more about this beautiful dolphin, head on over to the telegraph

pr0n

read the full article here

excerpt:

Old-fashioned values

Church-goers bought less online porn on Sundays – a 1% increase in a postal code's religious attendance was associated with a 0.1% drop in subscriptions that day. However, expenditures on other days of the week brought them in line with the rest of the country, Edelman finds.

Residents of 27 states that passed laws banning gay marriages boasted 11% more porn subscribers than states that don't explicitly restrict gay marriage.

To get a better handle on other associations between social attitudes and pornography consumption, Edelman melded his data with a previous study on public attitudes toward religion.

States where a majority of residents agreed with the statement "I have old-fashioned values about family and marriage," bought 3.6 more subscriptions per thousand people than states where a majority disagreed. A similar difference emerged for the statement "AIDS might be God's punishment for immoral sexual behaviour."

"One natural hypothesis is something like repression: if you're told you can't have this, then you want it more," Edelman says.

∫omehow, im not really surprised. repressed people lead to more people going out there to try to get something forbidden. If the leaders of these states didnt have such an unhealthy fixation about hating sex and trying to control what people do in the bedroom, and they allowed sex-topics out in the open, people wouldnt be spending time alone online looking at sex. A more healthy thing to do would be for two partners to enjoy pornography online with eachother as a sort of cyber foreplay. Instead we have horny hypocrites on our hands, by day they are righteous and speak the word of god, by night they are just another lonely surfer on the web.

∫uch is the world.